白字先生
从前有个白字先生,死后去阴间见阎王。因为生前误人不浅,阎王要罚他来世去作狗。他听了就请求阎王罚他作母狗。阎王问他为什么,他回答说,书上说过,“临难母狗免;临财母狗得。”(“临难毋苟免;临财毋苟得。”)
生词
白字: bai[2] zi[4] miswritten and mispronounced words
阴间: yin[1] jian[1] hell
阎王: yan[2] wang[2] king of the underworld
误人: wu[4] ren[2] harm people by misinformation
罚: fa[2] punish
来世: lai[2] shi[4] next life
临难母狗免;临财母狗得。
Bitches shall avoid all disasters; bitches shall have all treasures.
临难毋苟免;临财毋苟得。
Not all disasters shall be avoided; not all treasures shall be had.